Alphabet leggings
are wildly hard to come by.
They say you can find anything on the internet,
if you know the magic words,
but somehow I cannot get there this time.
All I want
is to display my typographical predilections
across my muscled thighs
for all the world to see.
I don't want cats on my crotch
or celebrities' faces
I don't want a galaxy that looks like vomit
or any food descriptor on the butt.
I just want letters
jumbled around like I dipped myself to the hips
into a dictionary
for a nice relaxing soak.
Is that so much to ask?
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